Me, you and a Koala bear

So I'm still in Australia, to my great discontent I have to return to the U.S. on Saturday. However I am highly considering running away from home and joining a band of friendly kangaroos where we will live a life of ecstasy in the outback. My gf seems to think this will upset my mother but who fucking cares about my mother shes a whore. At any rate here are some pictures of my trip. My gf says that I am a loser for wanting to be a kangaroo but I say hey fuck me baby fuck me...no really come here.....Oh and please vote: Should wilson give the U.S. the middle finger and never return or should she leave the soft comfort of her naked gf and return to the land of cold. Bonus of Australia hot gf who I love. Bonus of the U.S. baseball starts in a few short days. Hmm its 50/50 right now.

My new Kangaroo brother, we are going to run away to the outback together.

Me at the zoo sleeping Two strangers by the water dont they look sweet and in love and enjoying the ocean. I bet they are.

Leave of Absensence

So Im home right now. If home is really where your parents are. I leave for australia tommorow WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wanted to say bye and have a good week. Im drunk. Good night and GOOD LUCK! Please visit the bastard cast blog this week, and please comment. And please comment on this post. Tell us your most rambily event of the day. Kisses Wils

THE BASTARDS ARE PRETTY

Just wanted to let you all know.....Lou and I made our own blog for the bastard cast. We will still have our own seperate blogs to talk about whatever pops into our cute little brains. However we will also have the bastard cast blog where we will talk about things pertaining to our cast. So please go check it out, I have a feeling its going to be a lot more entertaining than the shit I put up on this blog. OUR NEW SITE CLICK HERE.

Pissed off at the world

You ever just feel pissed off at everything. Cranky, I believe is the term that they use. Im just pissed at everyone and everything, Im rather disagreeable. Obviously this baby is as well.

hyper activitiy

So today I have just a random bantering of observations and I'm curious as to your observations today or your comments on my observations. Wow didnt that sound professional.

• So I go to a public university which means we have soldiers that we go to school with. They dress every day in uniform with well groomed hair and shiny boots and what not. They make me nervous, much like the police, military personnel make me anxious.
• Do you ever walk by a group of women with short hair cuts wearing boys shorts and just assume they are lesbians. I do. And Im not ashamed, but come on whats the likely hood that they dont lick puss.
• Why is my dog so cute?
• Did anyone see that some bitch stole my avatar. First some cunt steals my fucking name and now some little bitch takes my avatar. And what makes it worse is that she did it on purpose. How do I know that she did it on purpose, she said so on the planets myspace.
• Straight men amuse me, they are like dancing monkeys and the shit that comes out of their mouths. I mean sometimes they say things and I have to hold my breath not to laugh at them. Im nearly certain men are only in existence to amuse me, like today when some boys response to the lesbian pulp he read was and I quote "It lacked sexy time, I want to read about the lesbian sexy time". Sure its an ass hole thing to say but you got to admit that shit is funny.

End of observations.

Wilson's Dad

So I was thinking about my dad tonight. For no particular reason, I guess I just miss him. That handsome devil in the picture is my Papi. I call him Mar, he likes that and I make everyone else call him that. I don't know why he lets me get away with this but he pretty well lets me do whatever I want as long as I start the sentence with "Daddy" ::bambi eyes:: He's a pretty nice guy and mostly ignores the things I say that are really gay like on my birthday when I kept asking my mom for a striper. This is great progress. He recently got glasses and refuses to wear them so I have to read menus for him (I'm sort of like his personal assistant when Im home). So I have no idea why I am telling you these random facts about my dad I guess its cause Im tired and waiting for ooijj to call. Ok todays question, what are your parents like. Or on the other hand complain about your parents. Whatever. hug hug kiss kiss---wilson

Drunk Drinking

Just a little update, for those who didnt know my 21st birthday was this week and to celebrate I drank for 5 days. The brunt of which occured in the last 48 hours. Basically I have been a shit show but it was fun. To give you an idea of how drunk I was, the staff at my favorite bar now remember me by name and hug me. Apparently I was a very charming drunk. But the point of this post is to thank all of you who wished me a happy birthday and a SPECIAL thanks to the beautiful, wonderful, sexy and brilliant chicas who sent me gifts. THANKS BITCHES!!!!!

THE SUPER BASTARDS

Dearest Ladies and Dykes, This weeks show is a special one, well every week is special because Lou is on the show, but this week Wilson gets a brilliant idea (though no one wants to play, whatever). At any rate this week the bastards get super powers well one bastard gets super powers and the other bastard turns to heterosexuality. Also we have a suprise guest who brings the hotness level of the bastard cast up a notch. We further apologize for the poor sound quality, we are really sorry but it was this or no cast. Kisses and cryptonite, The Drunken Crusader..............Ps. Dont freak out it might be a few weeks before the next cast but you know next week is Lou's spring break and the following is mine so we will be back after VACA!!!!

Thank Kelka Im gay

We all make a lot of jokes (in some seriousness) about converting straight women but I think we all know you are either born gay or born straight. So in an attempt to take pity on those who have been born with the misfortune of being straight I make this post. Further I hope all you beautiful sexy ladies leave comments about why you are thankful to be gay. Too often we focus on all the things that are hard or suck about being gay and don't think about the greatest part: PUSSY!!!!!! So as ALWAYS I will go first, I'm thankful to be a big fat gaymo dyke because it means I get to be with my gorgeous, wonderful, kind and brilliant gf who is like the greatest thing in the entire world. By the way did I mention I'm drunk, did I mention its my 21st? Well there you have it ladies on my most momentous of birthdays I took pity on the breeders, who knew I had it in me.

Na na na a boo boo

Some may SAY Im a poor winner, they (ooijj) accuses me of being "competitive". Well to that I say jeeze I cant help I always win (for instance at wrestling boo ya baby BOO YA). But in an attempt to display that I am nothing but a gracious winner I will be posting about three losers (who are winners in my heart). Aimee, Paradox, Ooijj you are all my heroes and my joys the following are your best attributes:

• Aimee- Well you my sweet and young friend kiss my ass in a way that shines it like a new penny and I must say you are truly a sweet kid with a great sense of humor. I appreciate all the jokes you make about me being a pussy (and for the record not only do I eat pussy but I am one too).
• Paradox my dear and kind pal. What would I do with out you. You are generous and good hearted not to mention a stella singa. Thanks for staying up with me when I need you and drunkenly defending our love of "Back Streets Back All right".
• Ooijj you have great boobs......Ok just kidding (well not about the boobs those are great) I think you know you are the greatest person in the entire world. Sophisticated, brilliant, creative and generous. I love you with all my heart.

HHAHAHA snap son I made a better post then all of you combined. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. :::does victory dance laced with graphic sexual maneuvers and poor imitations of rap moves::::